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When I decide to clean: →
When I’m told to clean:
This. Hahahaha.
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An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Don’t dig up that garden. That’ s where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie
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FO RILZ
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Winking
Normal People:
Me:
I thought I was alone!!!
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truth.
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— Pierrot le Fou (1965), Jean-Luc Godard (via helplesslyamazed)
Tomas :)
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instead of reblogging all the hot/sexy girls in their bikini with their very skinny bodies, take the time to reblog this, this is a beautiful as most would say over weight girl who is not afraid to wear a bikini and looks great in it, most people wont reblog because it wont fit in with their blog, reblog if you believe people should not be judged on their weight and what they wear, let alone what they look like.
she’s so sexy
this is the Tumblr I used to know. love and respect for the imperfect. Thank you to whoever posted this.<3
i love skinny bitches but that doesn’t mean i don’t love anything else too
I was about to lol when I thought it would say “it wouldn’t fit in their blog”
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OMG ME KAL AND STEPH =))))))))
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